49. “I didn’t go to college, but if I did, I would’ve taken all my tests at a restaurant, ‘cause the customer is always right.” —Mitch Hedberg ...

For many of us, it seems like just yesterday that we were graduating from college — donning our caps and gowns and executing that tricky simultaneous handshake diploma-grab maneuver, all while ...

Graduation is just around the corner, and even though this year, graduation will look a little different due to the Coronavirus pandemic, it's still a majorly exciting time. Maybe you're thinking ...

A graduation ceremony is an event where the commencement speaker tells thousands of students dressed in identical caps and gowns that “individuality” is the key to success.

The entire experience of graduation is completely surreal, to say the least. Yes, it may be boring AF to sit in that flimsy fold-up chair beneath the beating-hot sun for an hour (at least) while you ...

Throw those caps in the air like you just don’t care! Graduation day is a monumental milestone in a person’s life. Whether it is a moving-up ceremony from preschool or junior high, or full of all the ...

Graduation season is here and, typically, it's a lot of fun for grads and alum alike. But the best part of graduation season is seeing the creative ways people decorate their caps. People have taken ...

Chances are you’ll cry on graduation day, but we’re here to stop the tears. Commencement is a time to reflect on old memories and prepare to make new ones, and there are dozens of funny sayings ...

The big day that you've been waiting for throughout four gruelingly studious years is finally in front of you. You've likely got your graduation ceremony outfit in the bag, rented your robe, and made ...

Graduation is a time when you're allowed to be full of self-importance. But, if you deign to step down from your pedestal of power for just a moment, then you can also have a good old laugh at the ...

Graduating is stressful as it is—you’re moving on to a completely new chapter in your life. Throw a seemingly never-ending pandemic into the mix, and all those feelings of angst and uncertainty are ...